horses, oh, horses, I have too many of you
you cost me so much money, and all you do is poo

horses, oh, horses why do you rear and buck
I have no job, and you don’t seem to give a f**k

horses, oh, horses why won’t you sell
I’d be rich and free, not broke to hell

horses, oh, horses I guess I’ll just have to wait
or my other option is…. just open the gait.